Can we have Sam Ryder due NYE every year? He’s bloody brilliant, amazing set list, obviously has cracking music taste and it’s the purest level of joy you need going into a new year.
— Esther Beadle (@estherbeadle) January 1, 2023
(These things are normally shite but this is just WONDERFUL)
— Paul Kerensa (@paulkerensa) January 2, 2023
This needs reminding as we head in January.
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) January 1, 2023
Every day is a little bit longer. Every day there’s a little bit more sunlight.
Average flag colour by latitude pic.twitter.com/2WM4Lfsc9p
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) January 1, 2023
Brazil vs Pluto. 2376km pic.twitter.com/ze4AadyOgI
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) January 2, 2023
Sometimes, I think about how Qatar Airlines really missed a trick by not calling themselves Air Qatar… and it makes me a little sad. pic.twitter.com/LTLYw1IRiT
— Sam Quek (@SamanthaQuek) January 3, 2023
In Rishi Sunak's Britain you'll still be bleeding out in A&E for four days but at least you'll be able to work out the exact percentage of blood you've lost in that time
— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern23) January 4, 2023
Of course for this metaphor to be truly accurate the doctor would also have to have caused the carcrash and they'd be prescribing something which sounds like it would work but really doesn't if you actually ask real doctors
— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern23) January 4, 2023
Happy New Year!
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) December 31, 2022
Here's a useful map of the world by timezones so you know when to celebrate pic.twitter.com/Ip87yZDq9G
I’ve reached the stage of Christmas where I need to eat all of the snacks so that I can stop eating all the snacks 😅
— Phoebe Hill (@DrPhoebeHill) January 3, 2023
Romanian authorities have seized Andrew Tate’s car collection amid human trafficking investigation.
— Pop Base (@PopBase) January 4, 2023
This is the same car collection he boasted about in his tweet to Greta Thunberg. pic.twitter.com/KZbvSrYHaU
Multi-site church = diocese
— Kirk E. Miller (@KirkMiller_) January 4, 2023
Campus = parish
Lead pastor = bishop
Campus pastor = rector
That's cute. Your episcopalian. You just don't know it.
Not sure I could ever really get on with someone who referred to a Tesco store as an Extra or an Express or a Metro, rather than just Big Tesco or Little Tesco.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) January 7, 2023
Dame Judi Dench… pianist? The legendary actor surprised a pub crowd with an impromptu ABBA duet!
— Classic FM (@ClassicFM) January 3, 2023
(🎥 Ewan Venters) pic.twitter.com/HL1rd7hEku
A&E patients waiting 12 hours or longer
— Farrukh (@implausibleblog) January 3, 2023
January 2019: 400
January 2023: 44,000
The Conservative party are destroying our NHS. pic.twitter.com/PMoQqrBWXW
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